If you’ve ever dreamed about being that anonymous c* sucking pig taking on any and every hard c* that comes your way then you’ll love our Neo Air Mesh C*sucker Hood. The perforated neoprene is breathable and allows you to see when you’re being an anon. Modeled after our leather design but in a format that keeps you cooler and allows you to see what’s happening around you. As your surroundings get darker you definitely won’t see as clearly but you’ll still be able to make out shapes - like that big c*you’re about to deepthroat! A great solution for being as piggy as you want to be while staying anonymous. Water and pis_ resistant. Hand wash with room-temperature water and unscented dish soap, hang dry.

Brow Measurement: Measure just above the eyebrow going behind the head in as straight a line as possible.
Neck Measurement: Standard "collar fit" measurement just below Adam's apple.

	Neck	Brow
Small	Up to 15" (38 cm)	Up to 21" (53.3 cm)
Medium	Up to 16" (40 cm)	Up to 22" (55.8 cm)
Large	Up to 17" (43 cm)	Up to 23" (58.4 cm)
X-Large	Up to 18" (45.7 cm)	Up to 24" (61 cm)